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TIM ALLEN I'm Not Really Here HC/DJ 1996 Hardcover Book

Observations & Witticisms From Star of Home Improvement

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Author: Tim AllenPublisher: Hyperion Books
ISBN-10: 0786862572Subject: Humor
ISBN-13: 9780786862573Topic: --
Format: HardcoverLanguage: English
Publication Year: 1996Condition: Good
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Observations and witticisms on a wide variety of topics from the star of television's "Home Improvement" and the bestselling author of "Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man". Here, Allen ponders the bigger questions in life: Who am I? Where do I go from here? Just where is here? Can I still hear?

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Length:255 pages
Height:8.8 in.
Width:6.0 in.
Thickness:1.0 in.
Weight:15.2 oz.

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The book opens with Tim suddenly waking from a strange dream. He's been reading late into the night about today's hot scientific topic - quantum physics - and what he's learned about the nature of reality really disturbs him. Fortunately, he's got plenty of time to mull it over. Tim's wife and daughter are going away on a camping trip, and Tim is left at home with their dog, Spot. At first, he's excited at the opportunity to eat what he wants (bologna and potato chip sandwiches), watch the sci-fi videos he loves, and finish the 1946 Ford he's been restoring so he can deliver it to a car show on Monday. Unfortunately, he can't find the final part: a one-of-a-kind hood ornament. He encounters very strange coincidences, meets people he doesn't know who seem to know too much about him, and wonders if his life is half full or half empty. As he roams from room to room, Tim ponders how we wind up sounding like our parents when we raise our own children ("Don't stir your ice cream into soup!"), men's fascination with pricey gadgets ("Does this drill bit set really cost $89,000?"), and how romantic "chemistry" really works ("It's all based on salt"). He describes his own rise to celebrity and what it's like to buy groceries without wearing a mask. He explores the allure of hot cars, the temptation of fast-food chain prizes which seem to be getting bigger and bigger all the time ("I'll have the happy meal and the Harley, please"), and his obsession with his place in the cosmos. I'm Not Really Here deals, in the Toolman's inimitable way, with some of the urgent questions a man faces at midlife, from "What is real?" to what should he eat for breakfast ("The gummy cinnamon buns or the cereal no onecan pronounce? Moose lips. Mouse licks"). This book is a culmination of a five-year journey of self-discovery. It will surprise and challenge, make you wonder and think, and induce laughter on every page.
Tim searches for the meaning of life...."I'm Not Really Here" fearlessly takes on the issues that matter most to the millions of men from their late twenties to early sixties who make up Tim's core group of fans. These extremely funny musings from the most hapless male in America equal a home run hit that will out-do even his first enormous bestseller.


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1996 hardcover with dust jacket edition.  The dust jacket is in good condition with moderate edgewear & flapwear and very minor back cover staining.  The book itself is in good plus condition with a slightly slanted spine and a bit of additional spine wear.

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