#1
I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call
"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!
I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts".
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
neat little piles of "reindeer poop".
But to throw them away, seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking ~ you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky
"Well, they're not potty trained, but at least they can fly!"
#2
For all the souls who hate the noise
Of Christmas cheer and lights and toys
For Mr. Scrooge, and Mrs. too,
Here's a little gift for you
A lump of coal won't be enough
To make up for the shine and fluff,
So, here's a scoop of reindeer poop
To offset all that Christmas Goop!!!
#3
Christmas is coming
and so are the deer
listen closely and you
will hear,
And 'long with them
comes a special treat,
Reindeer droppings
for you to eat!!!!!
To make fill a Ziploc bag with small, round chocolate candies, like covered peanuts, or Cocoa puff cereal, or any
other choc. Covered candy. It can also be miniatures baby ruth candy bars. Print out one of the above poems and
attach to the bag.
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SECTION 4 JUST FOR FUN
THESE ARE CANDY OR ITEMS WITH CUTE SAYINGS YOU PRINT SUCH AS
CHRISTMAS DUST
BOX OF LOVE
BAG OF COAL
AND MANY MANY MORE
HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF ONE OF MY FAVORITES
A Wanna Be Washer and Dryer
Buy good quality tea towels and washcloths, roll and tie with ribbon, put into a box and attach the following poem
This Christmas our ship has finally come in
We’re feeling so wealthy and rich.
Instead of some small remembrance
This year will quite a switch.
We’re giving a gift of high quality
No more cheap presents for us.
It’s time we really went all out
But don’t worry, it’s really no fuss.
We considered giving you a sports car
Or maybe a tropical cruise ---
But we decided to be more practical
And give something you really could use.
So, open the box and you may be surprised,
To find not only one gift, but TWO ---
We hope you will put your presents to work
It’s a WASHER & DRYER, too!
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SECTION 5 CANDY GRAMS
THERE ARE MANY IDEAS FOR THIS AS WELL SUCH AS
CHRISTMAS
FOR SONS OR DAUGHTERS
TEACHERS
GRADUATION DAY
HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF THE CHRISTMAS CANDY GRAM:
Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas from this JOLLY RANCHER and his MILK MAIDS and MILK DUDes. We wish
you MOUNDS of SPECIAL TREASURES in the New Year. We hope that your SUGAR BABIES will take special
care to stay away from the NUTS and LEMON HEADS in the world and that their DREAMS are filled with PETER
PAN fun. We hope you hit the lotto this year and make at least 100 GRAND. We pray the Lord will keep you from
venturing on ROCKY ROADs. Keep in mind that we always have HUGS & KISSES for our family*, especially
when we feel TWIZZLEd and blue. Ignore the SNICKERS of others and know always that you SKOREd big by
having such a loving family**.
*change family to "friends."
**change to "NUTRAGEOUS friends", so it works for both.
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