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HELLO there and WELCOME! Thanks
for taking the time to check out yet another DBI offer… DARC BOOKS INK presents: DARC BOOKS AUCTIONS Specializing in Amazing Books, Cool Collectibles and Curious
Curiosa “712 FEEDBACKS over 8 YEARS and Still Going Reputably Strong!” NOTE:
PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE LISTING BEFORE BIDDING! FIRST OF ALL… HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE! WELCOME TO YOUR EARLY
THIS IS A GREAT 2 FOR ONE SALE THAT YOU JUST CAN'T MISS OUT ON! (2) CDs: JENNIFER LOPEZ (J. LO) "THIS IS ME... THEN" WHO CAN FORGET THE HIT "JENNY FROM THE BLOCK"?
& MANDY MOORE "SO REAL" Who can forget, her #1 hit, "CANDY" ?
Now their music can be yours to burn into MP3s for a fraction of what it would cost you to buy individual MP3s or M4As! THIS IS A GREAT 2 FOR ONE SALE THAT YOU JUST CAN'T MISS OUT ON! ITEM(S)
DESCRIPTION: * ALL $5+ BID
raises are rewarded! * This item
is also eligible for discounts on additional items, see the “I PURCHASED MULTIPLE ITEMS” section below for more details! * Perfect
for COMPILATION Collectors / Lovers or those who like to bypass buying MP3s when they can burn it themselves! * Comes from
a very clean, smoke-free environment of collectors (so your item is in MINT
CONDITION) and will be very carefully packaged to assure you’re a happy bidder
/ winner! * Open Item
(Not Factory Sealed), but DISC is in MINT, COLLECTOR’S Condition * This
auction is for the Music CD only, no jewel case or artwork are included (however, if I can get an
artwork piece before shipping, I will try my best to include it) * Why Pay $12.00 in stores or $10 in ITunes when you can get this at our low, low DARC BOOKS INK / AUCTIONS price? BUT WAIT....
THERE'S MORE!!! Raise your bid, and you’ll
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after this description! DARC BOOKS INK
AUCTIONS always has
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or other goodies in auctions when bidders raise the bid to certain levels. If you, the winner, simply raise the auction
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YOU’LL
ALSO GET… (1) “TRUTH, COMEDY &
POETRY for ALL” ABOUT
THE BOOK: In a time of grief over his first romantic misunderstanding, Nelson realized that his feelings had to be expressed. Worrying about not wanting to bore anyone with his problems and realizing the amount of long hours he worked in front of a computer, he realized that writing out exactly what was felt during intense moments seemed to ease the pain. Not knowing that there would soon be a whole collection of poems as he continued writing about other romantic situations, he made the poems into a file that would be kept only for himself. After meeting someone very special, his first true love, he wrote much more and made the file into a chapter that would at some point be made into a complete book including other serious and comic poems. And so, this book is a collection of four chapters that examine humor, family bonds, the heartaches of love, personal life experiences and the world around him. As the author of Truth, Comedy & Poetry for All always says about his books: “There’s a whole lot of ‘me’ in there!” Contains: 150 pages of: Romantic Poetry, Anecdotes, Short Stories,
etc… Type: 6 x 9, Trade Quality Paperback,
AUTOGRAPHED (personalized “to” too) Value:
Book valued at $15.00 + OR… DARC BOOKS BONUS #2: IF YOU BID $20,
YOU’LL
GET: (w/o DARC BOOKS BONUS 1) (1) “THE V-FILES: The Truth
Is In Here” ABOUT THE BOOK: Having created the first book and left so much unsaid and so many stories untold, Vazqueztell decided to create his second book that will appeal to both, fans of his first (great selling) book, as well as new readers. THE V-FILES is a totally new trip of stories and poetry that has been created to inspire you to write material of your own and to entertain you with days of quality reading of his personal anecdotes, views, comic stories, parodies, romance and even a small collection of other talented authors who are breaking into the book writing field! And no matter what kind of books you like to read, from his very romantic proposal poem to the hilarious adventures of Nels Vulger, Lana Dully (the agents of the V-Files) and Don Tortelli (the ultimate Terrapin Kingpin), THE V-FILES has something for everyone! So hurry and order your copy today! Find out where the truth has been all along! Contains: 217 pages of: Short Stories, Humor, Assorted Poetry, etc… Type: 6 x 9, Trade Quality Paperback,
AUTOGRAPHED (personalized “to” too) Value:
Book valued at $20.00 + OR… DARC BOOKS BONUS #3: BID $30...
YOU’LL GET: (w/o DARC BOOKS BONUS
1 or 2) (1) “HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE
ABOUT…” ABOUT
THE HILARIOUS BOOK: HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT... the goody-two-shoes writer who decided to
crack up everyone? After writing
his first two books of heartfelt romance, personal anecdotes, short stories and
giddy humor, the author said, “Aw, the hell with this! Let’s get raunchy and crack open a can of
craziness, chock full of dirty jokes and insults!” So, without further ado, here is HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT... the book
that will really tell you why that
mysterious chicken crossed that road!
The one book that will have you in stitches from beginning to end! With 296 pages full of the best collection of jokes ever assembled
(including infamous Little Halis and the dumb as a doorbell, Sandy the Blonde)
then a bonus 94 pages,
filled with some of the most zany and insane e-mail messages (The Vorld Vide
Veb of Vazqueztell) that have circled the globe. And to top it off, another
unbe-friggin-leavable bonus of 100 pages full of his even better than usual poems,
parodies and short stories, you’re gonna need a mop to clean up the puddle of
pee that you’ll be creating, including new chapters in the sagas of Don
Tortelli and The V-Files! People, you
might as well put on a diaper before reading this hilarious book! Don’t forget, this book makes a great gift
for any occasion! So hurry! Order your copy today! Contains: 540 pages of: Adult Jokes, Humorous Short Stories, E-mail
Forwards, etc… Type: 6 x 9, Trade Quality Paperback,
AUTOGRAPHED (personalized “to” too) Value:
Book are valued at $30.00 + OR… DARC BOOKS BONUS #4: BID $60...
YOU’LL GET: (w/o DARC BOOKS BONUS
1, 2 or 3) (1) “TRUTH, COMEDY &
POETRY for ALL” (1) “THE V-FILES: The Truth
Is In Here” (1) “HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE
ABOUT…” Contains: 907 pages in total of: All 3 DARC BOOKS! ONE SWEET PACKAGE! Type: 6 x 9, Trade Quality Paperbacks,
AUTOGRAPHED (personalized “to” too) Value:
Book package valued at $65.00 + &: And, I’ll extend an offer to you to place your very own poem / short
story / anecdote into one of my future books, for absolutely free! Just for being a true DARC BOOKS INK
Member! Now that’s just an amazing
offer! Who else will do that for you on
Ebay? DARC BOOKS OFFER… Not to be missed!
No kidding! No joke! We’re a publisher too! WHAT IS THE BEST OFFER THAT DARC BOOKS INK
CAN EXTEND TO ME? ATTENTION AUTHORS, WRITERS, AND OTHER
CREATIVE TYPES! We have a one of a kind
offer for you if you’re an ultra high bidder!
Anyone who purchases, or wins due to very high bidding, all three
books, will have the opportunity to PUBLISH
work of their own in one of my next two book projects! That’s right!
If you’re someone who has wanted to publish a page or two of their own
work, I would be more than glad to publish you (pending approval and yes, you
retain all rights to your work) just as a “thank you” for believing in my work
and owning all of my books. Heck, pick
up a copy at your local Barnes and Noble, and you’ll see what I’m talking about
as each book has a fourth chapter with fans who have gone into this deal and
come out damn happy. Trust me, there’s
nothing like seeing your work published! < < < < < < OFFERS END > > > > > > WELCOME TO THE RULES & CONDITIONS OF DARC BOOKS INK. THE MOMENT YOU BID ON THIS ITEM, YOU ARE STATING THAT YOU HAVE READ THIS ENTIRE AUCTION AND AGREE TO ALL RULES & CONDITIONS! GOOD LUCK AND HAPPY BIDDING! PLEASE READ THE RESPONSES TO “FAQs” AND THE
RULES TO OUR AUCTIONS BEFORE BIDDING. ANY EMAILED QUESTIONS ALREADY ANSWERED IN THE DARC
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extremely clean and dust free home. The
item was kept in the dark (no sunlight damage), it has never been dropped, has
no dents and has no scratches. The
item(s) is (are) in Mint condition and shows minimal use (if otherwise, the
condition will be stated in the description.
And if you’re a 1st time rookie to eBay, I’m willing to work
with you and unlike many other auctioneers I will not turn my back on you just
because you’re new and have no feedback stars.
However, I ask that you communicate with me prior to the bid ending so
that I know that you are interested in not getting an UNPAID STRIKE for ruining
a transaction that could have been completed by someone truly committed to the
item. WHAT YOU
SEE PICTURED IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU SHALL RECEIVE… however, you are free to
ask any item related questions during the bid…. RULE #2: CAN I PICK UP FROM YOU DIRECTLY, AND SKIP
THE SHIPPING? NO!
I WILL SHIP EVERY ITEM unless it’s an excessively heavy item. RULE #3: WHEN & HOW DO YOU SHIP? AS STATED IN
THE EBAY AUCTION RULES, THE ITEM SHIPS WITHIN 5 DAYS AFTER PAYMENT. However, we do try to ship ASAP to those
who pay within minutes of the transaction’s end. We too are collectors who don’t enjoy waiting
for collectibles, so we will treat you with respect, full sincerity and we will
ship to you ASAP as long as you’re a great bidder who has great communication
and fantastic payment time. And NO, we DO NOT SHIP to Unconfirmed
Addresses. In the
future, however we’ll ship to other addresses for “gift” once you’ve
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bid, this is part of the auction… to read the ENTIRE listing! We’re sorry, but with the new rates, we’ve
had to raise my shipping rate after several losses. However, keep in mind that the shipping would obviously be a LOT
more than the actual item, which we personally don’t think is fair, and so this
is why I didn’t allow international sales prior to 2006. But due to the popularity of my items in
other countries (especially ASK
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handling/packing fee in addition to actual postage via the RULE #6: WHEN & HOW IS PAYMENT EXPECTED? CHECK OUT and payment must be done
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be made via PAYPAL ONLY according to the new guidelines of ebay, as of October
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best of all, traceable. We cannot
guarantee that your items will be shipped together. For this reason we cannot discount the
Shipping and Handling fees on multiple auctions. PAYMENT IS EXPECTED WITHIN 7 DAYS, and
communication is expected WITHIN 3 DAYS.
If there is no response from you via Ebay email, regular email to the
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contact is made after that, you will get an UNPAID STRIKE (which does affect
your buying status when shopping from other sellers) and the item will be
RELISTED. RULE #7: WHAT’S THE INSURANCE ALL ABOUT? We make sure that every item (and every bonus
item) is securely set within the package, whether it’s a DVD, a book or a
laptop. And we also DELIVERY CONFIRM (As
mentioned above) nearly every major item. SO please, understand that the insurance is
not only recommended, it’s obligatory!
If you bid on the item, whether you read this or not, you have signed a
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to begin with. And we simply want to
make sure that every item that we send out is secure, can be tracked down in
case of loss, that all deliveries are made and that all parties involved are
happy with the transaction. Once
again: INSURANCE IS NOT OPTIONAL! Higher Additional Insurance for Larger
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The item and any additional extras must be shipped back, with a note as
to why it is being returned in order for the merchandise credit to become
available. If the item is too big to
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angles and email back the photos to us with a detailed explanation about what
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FROM DARC BOOKS INK AUCTIONS: This is the current item list of additional CDs, DVDs and DISPLAY CASES now available through DARC BOOKS INK AUCTIONS. PRICES: The individual item prices for CDs and DVDs can be seen by matching the highlight color with the color key above each section. And the DISPLAY CASES are seasonal, so refer to what and how many are available within the listing. SHIPPING: CDs can be added to your package at no additional shipping and handling if shipping with your current package. DVDs are an additional $1.00 each. And DISPLAY CASES are $10 additional shipping for the first case and $5 for each case after that. INVOICE & PAYMENT: I can send a new invoice via PAYPAL for the stated (below) prices. CD LIST: (No CD Case, Just CD &Artwork / Book) ($2 EACH)
=========================================== DVD LIST: In
Original Cases, BUT will Discount $1 off Each IF you DO NOT want the movie
case) RED ($4 each) BLUE
($7)
GREEN ($9) ENTIRE SET ($40)
=========================================== DISPLAY CASE LIST:
These crystal clear cases are just perfect to disply your collectibles,
keepsakes or heirlooms… their prices are as shown plus an additional $10 for S&H.
9-3/4" sq. x 9-3/4" h $19.99 STATUS:
NOT AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW
Football Display Case 7-3/8" sq. x 11-5/8" h $16.99 STATUS:
NOT AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW
PLUSH
TOY DISPLAY CASE 5-3/8"
x 5-3/8" x 7-1/4" h $9.99 STATUS: 6 AVAILABLE
Race Car Display Cube 10-1/2" x 5-1/4" x 4" h $6.99 STATUS:
NOT AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW =========================================== COMIC BOOK LIST: All
Dual Bagged, but prices are set by the customers! Make an offer and let’s see if we can make a
deal! (Customers Set Price Offers ONLY
for COMIC BOOKS, Not CDs, DVDs or DISPLAY CASES)
EBAY ITEMS COMING UP FOR NEXT MONTH: - FAKE DENTIST NOTE
(Cuz you asked to get out of work and school… and now you can!) - CHARACTER MUGS
& NY RESTAURANT GLASSES - NUDE DARC MODEL DIGITAL
PICS OF ADRIENNE (Darc Books Ink’s Cover Model for 2010) - CENTERFOLDS
(We have tons of Playboy Centerfolds without all the weight of those darn
magazines themselves) - PENS (If you’re a
collector, you’re gonna be interested in our tons of pens in all types of
categories) - BUSINESS SUITS
(Interviewing soon? We may just have an
amazing deal for you!) - DIGITAL CAMERA
(A deal you won’t want to miss with the accessories too!) - CINDERELLA! (If you’re into collecting anything liscenced
for that adorable Princess in blue, have we got some deals for you!) - TEENAGE MUTANT
NINJA TURTLES! (If you’re into
collecting anything in terms of those amazing TMNTs, then you’re gonna wanna
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